Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, „Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?“The priest says, „Because I’m a father.“Johnny says, „Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.“The priest says „You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children.“ Johnny says, „You should wear your fuckin‘ trousers backwards.“
