This kid walks into the pharmacy: „I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it.““What do you want?“ „Well, it’s a hot date, man. A sure thing? You know…“ „What do you want?“ „I need some protection, alright??!?!“ „What size?“ „Size? I dunno… Whatever is considered average I guess.“ „That’ll be $2.35 including tax.“ „Tacks?! Tacks?! I thought they stayed on by themselves!“
