A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. „Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?“ He said, „Damn if I know.“ She was a littleput out by his swearing, so she told him to go home and to bring hisfather with him when he came back. Next day, the father came with his son,sat in the back of the room to observe. She started back in on her quizand finally got back to the boy. „Now, Johnny, I’ll ask you again. Whosigned the Declaration of Independence?“ „Well, hell, teacher,“ Johnnysaid, „I told you I didn’t know.“ The father jumped up in the back,pointed a stern finger at his son, and said, „Johnny, if you signed thatdamn thing, hell, you damn well better admit it!“Sent by Kelly
