Words From Famous Women

Words From Famous Women … „I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde.“ – Dolly Parton „I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I’ve done my job.“ – Roseanne „My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.“ – Rita Rudner „He tricked me into marrying him. He told me he was pregnant“ – CarolLeifer „I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.“ – Wendy Liebman „I’m not going to vacuum ‚til Sears makes one you can ride on.“ – Roseanne „I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it’s because it’s cold in there. And I’m like: How did my mother know THAT?“ – Wendy Liebman „I think-therefore I’m single“ – Lizz Winstead „Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.“ – Hedy Lamarr „When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.“ – Elayne Boosler „I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.“ – Gilda Radner „Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.“- Maryon Pearson „Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel.“ – Bella Abzug „In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.“ – Margaret Thatcher „I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.“ – Gloria Steinem „Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.“ – Gloria Steinem „Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.“ – Katharine Hepburn „I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.“ – Marie Corelli „If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?“ – Linda Ellerbee „I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.“ – Zsa Zsa Gabor