A wife asks her husband, „Honey, if I died, would you remarry?““After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.““If I died and you remarried,“ the wife asks, „would she live in this house?““We spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would live in this house.““If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house,“ the wife asks, „would she sleep in our bed?““Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It’s going to last a long time, so I guess she would.““If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?“ „Oh, no,“ the husband replies. „She’s left-handed.“
