Januar 6, 2021 Yo mama is so bald Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mama is so fat Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is „Lardo“ Yo…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mama is so old Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mama is so ugly Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said „Sorry, no professionals.“ Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mama is so dark Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mama is so tall Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mama is so poor Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said „Moving.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mama is so lazy Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. one hand…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mama's nose is so big Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!