Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite photo. – Yo Mama’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family. – Yo Mama’s so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. – Yo Mama’s so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington’s nose – Yo Mama’s so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes – Yo Mama’s so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs – Yo Mama’s so fat, when she goes to the beach, kids shout: „Free Willy! free Willy!“ – Yo Mama’s so fat, she’s got her own zip code – Yo Mama’s so fat, people jog around her for exercise – Yo Mama’s so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago… – Yo Mama’s so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance. – Yo Mama’s so fat, she jumped in air and got stuck. – Yo Mama’s so fat, when she wears Maclom X shirt, helicopters land on her. – Yo Mama’s so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. – Yo Mama’s so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a „Caution! Wide Turn“ sign. – Yo Mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. – Yo Mama’s so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read „One at a time, please.“ – Yo Mama’s so fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas. – Yo Mama’s so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat in the rain, people run to her and yell „Taxi!“ – Yo Mama’s so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. – Yo Mama’s so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway. – Yo Mama’s so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. – Yo Mama’s so fat, when she tripped on 10th St., she landed on 22nd St.. – Yo Mama’s so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. – Yo Mama’s so fat, if she was a superhero, she would be „incredible bulk.“ – Yo Mama’s so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall. – Yo Mama’s so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts. – Yo Mama’s so fat, she stepped on rainbow and made Skittles – Yo Mama’s so fat, I guess we know what’s eating Gilbert Grape. – Yo mama’s so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. – Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu. – Yo mama’s so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone. – Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a talking scale, and it said „GET THE HELL OFF!!“ – Yo mama’s so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds – Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on my cat’s tail, now I call him „Beaver“. – Yo mama’s so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas. – Yo mama’s so fat, when I climbed on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb. – Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book. – Yo mama’s so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. – Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. – Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost. – Yo mama’s so fat, instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1002’s. – Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got more rolls than a bakery. – Yo mama’s so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a new world. – Yo mama’s so fat, she could sell shade. – Yo mama’s so fat, that when God said „Let there be Light“, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way. – Yo mama’s so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her. – Yo mama’s so fat, when I have sex with her, I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in. – Yo mama’s so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time. – Yo mama’s so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet. – Yo mama’s so fat, she bumps into people when she’s sitting down. – Yo mama’s so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop. – Yo Mama’s so fat, her butt has it’s own congressmen. – Yo Mama’s so fat, she needs a boomerang to wear a belt.
