– Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said „Sorry, no professionals“ – Yo Mama’s so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, „What a treasure!“ and her father said, „Yeah! Let’s go bury it!“ – Yo Mama’s so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. – Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end. – Yo Mama’s so ugly, they didn’t make a costume for her when she tried out for Star Wars. – Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, „Damn! Is it Halloween already?“ – Yo Mama’s so ugly, the govt. moved Halloween to her birthday. – Yo Mama’s so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot. – Yo Mama’s so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone. – Yo Mama’s so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled „rape“, they yelled „NO!“ – Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border. – Yo mama’s so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up. – Yo mama’s so ugly, rice crispies won’t even talk to her. – Yo mama’s so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out. – Yo mama’s so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. – Yo mama’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out. – Yo mama’s so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye. – Yo mama’s so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said „Thanks for bringing her back.“
