You're in big trouble

|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, „Is there a problem, Officer?““No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you’re going to do with the money?“John thought for a minute and said, „Well, I guess I’ll go get that drivers‘ license.“Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, „Oh, don’t pay attention to him — he’s just a wise guy when he’s drunk and stoned.“Brian from the back seat said, „I told you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!“At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, „Are we over the border yet?“