Januar 6, 2021 Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup…
Januar 6, 2021 Program Manager A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come…
Januar 6, 2021 Now thats lazy! My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.
Januar 6, 2021 Colombian computer joke Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have performed an illegal operation and will be…
Januar 6, 2021 Addicted To Computers Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9) You tell your computer…
Januar 6, 2021 If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer If you messed up your life, you could press „Ctrl, Alt, Delete“ and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on „run“!…
Januar 6, 2021 Tech Glossary 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they’re in heaven, and God is sitting on the great…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Dictionary Part I BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in „Our daughter’s computer cost quite a bit.“BOOT – What your friends give you because…
Januar 6, 2021 imigration test You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to…