Januar 6, 2021 Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist – For Nerds! There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or…
Januar 6, 2021 50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to…
Januar 6, 2021 45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall 1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, „I didn’t know I had one of THOSE!“2. Enter the…
Januar 6, 2021 Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell 10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun getting into Hell.7. You can’t fail out of Hell.6. At…
Januar 6, 2021 How To Be Annoying (A Guide) Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you „like it that way.“ Drum…
Januar 6, 2021 You know you drink too much coffee when… 1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails. 3. You can jump-start your car without cables. 4. You…
Januar 6, 2021 Accountants and Engineers on a Train Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as…
Januar 6, 2021 You Know You're Out Of College When… 1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.4. You keep more food…
Januar 6, 2021 10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble 10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.8. Shows up at barn…
Januar 6, 2021 Death becomes nerd A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a…