Monat: Januar 2021

First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !

What did the cannibal’s parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? ‚Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!‘

1st Cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?

When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal’s pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and…

Was the principal’s brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !

Cannibal: Mom, mom, I’ve been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say – you can’t keep…

A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy…

A cannibal’s dillema: If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, „You can’t eat me ? I’m the…