Monat: Januar 2021

Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we’ll have him tomorrow.

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn’t stop eating swedes.

What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

What is the cannibals‘ favorite game? Swallow my Leader.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. „Your Majesty,“ he said, „the slaves are revolting!“ „You don’t have to…

First cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly…