Monat: Januar 2021

Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!

Which is the meat patties‘ least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!

Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!

Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!

Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!

Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they’re the Big Bread Machine!

Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!