Monat: Januar 2021

Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!

Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve? To a meat ball!

Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the ‚lamb‘, where did it go? Oh, ‚ewe‘ know!

When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, ‚Well done‘!

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!

When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!

What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses? The meatric system, silly!

What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!