Monat: Januar 2021

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it “Curl Up and Dye.“

Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual… and they most likely didn’t understand them either.

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them every Monday.

Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they…

Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.

Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.

… Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.

Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It’s the closest they’ll come to a bright idea.

Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.