Monat: Januar 2021

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !

Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.

When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going…

Q: Why don’t blondes like buttered toast? A: They can’t figure out which side the butter goes on.

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens. She pulls the emergency…

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don’t know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat!

Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a…