Monat: Januar 2021

Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A: A Space Invader.

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the „11“ in „9-1-1“.

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.