Monat: Januar 2021

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, „Awww, look at the dead birdie.“ The blonde stops,…

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They’re too hard to peel.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No….

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone…

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde’s friend said, „Oh, look, a dead birdie!“ The blonde…