Monat: Januar 2021

Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone

Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. „It’s okay Daddy, I’m not hurt.“

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it…

Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker…

Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side.

Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.

Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. „Thanks for the refill!“

Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.