Monat: Januar 2021

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can’t dress themselves.

Little Johnny ’s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the…

A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family…

Q: What’s pink and red and can’t turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Q: What’s brown and in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand !!

Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become?…

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, „Dad, am I pure polar bear?“ The dad replies, „Sure you are son….

Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. „Say,“ said Dewey, „Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin‘ ta night school ta…

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.