Monat: Januar 2021

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “ my wife was reading a „tale of two cities“ and…

Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that’s right. Well, I don’t blame God for chucking her out.

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?

How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it?…

Do you like your new baby sister? She’s all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can’t even send her back because…