Monat: Januar 2021

Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.

Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I’d much rather have a jelly baby.

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a…

I see the baby’s nose is running again,“ said a worried father. „For goodness sake!“ snapped his wife. „Can’t you think of anything other…

Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off….

Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it’s a nappy time.

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. „Well, Skip,“ said the scout, „Mum had only…

Doctor, doctor, my baby’s swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that’s the tenth one I’ve given you tonight! Yes, but the baby’s bedroom…