Monat: Januar 2021

Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their…

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it…

It can’t go on! It can’t go on! What can’t go on? This baby’s vest ? it’s too small for me.

Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at…

Cry Baby – by Liza Weeping

Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.