Monat: Januar 2021

Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.

Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I’m afraid not. I’m only able to type with one hand as it is.

Who sits on Cinderella’s keyboard? Buttons.

You’re spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they’ve always been blue!

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer’s printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn’t…

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.

Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D

Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.