Monat: Januar 2021

When do computers go to sleep? When it’s internight.

What’s the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don’t know! Well, you’re not using my computer keyboard then!

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.

What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.

What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!

What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.

What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.