Monat: Januar 2021

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry, you’re not my type.

Want to buy a pocket computer? No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I’ve got.

This computer you charged me L950 for doesn’t work….and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the…

Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you’re wearing looks fine.

Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But…

Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we’ve got…

Mum, Mum, Dad’s broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.

I’ve been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven’t seen a single website. That’s because you’re supposed to sit facing the screen.

I’ve been on my computer all night! Don’t you think you’d be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.