Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes The programmer to his son: „Here, I brought you a new basketball.“ „Thank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?“
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, „Where is my father?“ The computer bleeped…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: „Can’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting „F1 F1“ and…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: „Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says „lather, rinse, repeat.“
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31