Monat: Januar 2021

The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

My computer isn’t that nervous. It’s just a bit ANSI.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.

Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.

What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.

Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?“ „Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.“ „What sort of trouble?“ „Well, I was just typing…