Januar 6, 2021 How to Annoy People at Work How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99 copies. 2)Practice making fax and modem…
Januar 6, 2021 Royal Greetings? What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on one knee to greet royalty!
Januar 6, 2021 Beltway Holdups TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself,…
Januar 6, 2021 You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s so fat Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell „TAXI!“
Januar 6, 2021 Musical Instruments Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‚hore-monica!
Januar 6, 2021 Pencils How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one ear and she can’t find her pen!
Januar 6, 2021 The Perfect Woman would say… The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to…
Januar 6, 2021 A Redneck Joke 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have to bring up…
Januar 6, 2021 Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS) This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as –…
Januar 6, 2021 A facelift experience! A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.“Well,“ says the doctor, „I can do the facelift, and then you’ll have…