Januar 6, 2021 Definition of Panda A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As…
Januar 6, 2021 Leroys A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form. He noted that she…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog life… Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably how dogs spend most of their lives…
Januar 6, 2021 Bathroom reading material Seen in a bar near here: „We don’t stand in your toilet, so please don’t pee on our floor!“
Januar 6, 2021 Valentine's Cards A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing „Love“ stamps on…
Januar 6, 2021 Definition of a good date! These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time….
Januar 6, 2021 Dump trucks and fat ladies! A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a…
Januar 6, 2021 Camping Trip Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mama's so poor Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she…