Januar 6, 2021 Bad News 5 This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor:…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad News 6 This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, „I have good news and bad news, what would…
Januar 6, 2021 Beneficial Alzheimers What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter eggs. 2: You are always meeting new people. 3: You…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde Doctor? Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It’s a big building with a lot of doctors,…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde Nurse? Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Januar 6, 2021 Coin Swallowing Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet.
Januar 6, 2021 Swallowed a Pillow Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.
Januar 6, 2021 Rising Temperature Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!
Januar 6, 2021 Again Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again.
Januar 6, 2021 Hair Loss Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox?