Januar 6, 2021 Stressed Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your…
Januar 6, 2021 Help me Doc! Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you to tell me if you find it unusual.Doctor: Please, take…
Januar 6, 2021 Can't See Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the chances?Optometrist to patient: Don’t worry, you won’t be…
Januar 6, 2021 Ignored Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Januar 6, 2021 Big Memory Problem Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem? Patient: What problem?
Januar 6, 2021 Memory Pills Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pills?
Januar 6, 2021 Live Longer Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
Januar 6, 2021 Invisible Man Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next!
Januar 6, 2021 Brown Eye Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
Januar 6, 2021 File Your Nails Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.