Januar 6, 2021 Food for Thought Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out.“Doctor: That’s easy….
Januar 6, 2021 Preventative Medicine Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
Januar 6, 2021 Lose Weight John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!
Januar 6, 2021 Bit by Bit Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's God? Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God!
Januar 6, 2021 Driving Examiner Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll pass eventually. Liz: But I’m the examiner!
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde with Big Tummy Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?
Januar 6, 2021 Long Life Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you!
Januar 6, 2021 Getting Better Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But to be sure, let me feel your wallet…