Januar 6, 2021 Be Patient A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and checks him in. After he’s registered, St. Peter…
Januar 6, 2021 After a Tonsilectomy? After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds….
Januar 6, 2021 Dead Plants Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Januar 6, 2021 Get Sober! As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, „I can’t find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it’s due…
Januar 6, 2021 Surgeon General Warnings Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of the Surgeon General’s office, has compiled for non-confidential distribution a…
Januar 6, 2021 Uncommon Perversions A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she’s very hesitant about describing…
Januar 6, 2021 Editing the Prescription The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, „Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you…
Januar 6, 2021 Small… True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in…
Januar 6, 2021 Breeding Problem A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:“Doctor, when I wasn’t married, I had six abortions, and now I got married and…