Januar 6, 2021 Med Examination A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable.“Haven’t you been examined like this before?“ asks…
Januar 6, 2021 Sore Throat A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his…
Januar 6, 2021 Wrong Operation One Polish surgeon asks another: „How did that appendectomy go?““Appendectomy?“ shrieks the other. „I though it was an autopsy!“
Januar 6, 2021 Mental power outages … My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refund. He tried…
Januar 6, 2021 GM vs Microsoft At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:“If GM had kept up…
Januar 6, 2021 Swallowed A Mouse A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and said, „Doctor, please come quickly….
Januar 6, 2021 Longer Life A man goes to the doctor and says, „Doc, I would like to live very long. What should I do?““I think that is a…
Januar 6, 2021 Less Sex A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around…
Januar 6, 2021 Knee Pains A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, „There must be…
Januar 6, 2021 Donors A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: „What are you doing here today?“Woman: „Oh, I’m here to donate some…