5 drinks

A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four very expensive drinks. The bartender serves them on a silver tray, setting all four in front of the patron. The man then consumes all four drinks in a matter of seconds. The bartender comments, „Wow, you sure must have a problem.“ „If you had what I had,“ the man replies, „you’d drink them fast, too.“ Leaning over, the sympathetic bartender asks, „What do you have?“ „Fifty cents,“ the man answers.