Want some of this?

Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bought a pair of crotchlesspanties. That night, as he came into the house, shelay sprawled on the couch spread-eagle.“Hi hon,“ she purred sexily. „Y’all wantsome of this?““Hell, no!“ he hollered. „Look at what it’sdone to your undies!“