This guy goes into a doctors and says „Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!““Well how often do you have it?“ the doctor asks. „Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day“, he answers back.“That’s not so much“, says the doctor. „Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day,“ replies the man.“Well that is probably a bit excessive,“ says the doctor. „Yes, butthats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day,“ says the man. „Well, that’s definitely to much“, says the doctor.“You’ve got to learn to take yourself in hand.“ „I do“, says the man. „Twice a day.“
