A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:———————————Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50Hand Job $10.00———————————Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill.He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.“Yes?“ she inquires with a knowing smile, „can I help you?““I was wondering“, whispers the man, „are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?““Yes“, she purrs, „indeed I am!“The man replies „Well go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!“
