A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, „I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang – but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear.““Oh Dear!“ the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.“But. what happened to your other ear?““The son of a bitch called back.“