Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can’t even keep two calves together! Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They’ve never met.Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables! Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job. Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aides.Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw „911“ on the back and thought it was a Porsche. Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She’d just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.