A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he’s been having sexual intercourse with a pig eversince his wife died.The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether thepig is a male or female.“No! I’m not doing it anymore!“ says the farmer. „And the pig is afemale, of course. What the hell do you think I am — a goddam queer?