A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, „May I help you?“ The farmer said,“Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce’s.“The attorney said, „well do you have any grounds?“ The farmersaid, „Yea, I got about 140 acres.“ The attorney said, “ No, youdon’t understand, do you have a case?“ The farmer said, „No, Idon’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.“The attorney said, „No you don’t understand, I mean do you havea grudge?“ The farmer said, „Yea I got a grudge, that’s where Ipark my John Deere.“ The attorney said, „No sir, I mean do youhave a suit?“The farmer said, „Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it in church onSundays.“The exasperated attorney said, „Well sir, does yourwife beat you up or anything?“The farmer said, „No sir, we both get up about 4:30.“Finally, the attorney says, „Okay, let me put it this way. „WHYDO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?“And the farmer says, „Well, I can never have a meaningfulconversation with her.“
