A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter „R,“ and all the other kids were, of course,teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gavehim a sentence to practice at home: „Robert gave Richarda rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.“In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy torecite the sentence out loud. The boy nervously eyed his classmates — many of themalready laughing at him — then replied, „Bob gave Dicka poke in the side because the bunny wasn’t cooked enough.“
