A patient was at her doctor’s office after
undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, „I have some
very grave
news for you. You only have six months to
live.“
The patient asked, „Oh doctor, what should I do?“
The doctor
replied, „Marry an accountant.“
„Will that make me live longer?“
asked the patient.
„No,“ said the doctor, „but it will SEEM
longer.“
