After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table.“Thanks,“ she said. „But I only charge $20.““Twenty bucks for the entire night?“ the amazed MP replied. „You can’tmake a living on that.““Oh, don’t worry,“ the whore replied. „I do a little blackmail on the side!“