Armando went to his neighbor and asked, „Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?“ „No,“ says Carlos. Armando asks, „Do you like a woman whose teets hang almost to her knees?“ „No,“ says Carlos. „Well, Carlos, would you like a woman whose heeps are so mucho grande?“ „Caramba! No, amigo!“ Carlos replied. „Theen tell me why,“ asked Armando, „do you keep screwing my wife?“
