Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says, „How’d you get a cork in your ass?“ The other guy says, „I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, „I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish.“ And I said, „No shit.“
