Januar 6, 2021 Hacker syndrome |There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day. Why they get up at 4am…
Januar 6, 2021 How to shoot yourself in the foot |Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot after offering you a blindfold and a last…
Januar 6, 2021 Twas the night before crisis |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse.Programmers were wrung out,Too mindless to care,Knowing chances of…
Januar 6, 2021 Emacs acronyms |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS: Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic and SurrealEMACS: Energetic Merchants Always Cultivate…
Januar 6, 2021 Possible IBM acronyms |IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better than Macintosh!IBM: Idiots Built MeIBM: Intense Bowel MovementIBM: Inferior But…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer help stories |AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell computer to turn on. Jay Ablinger, a Dell Computer Corp….
Januar 6, 2021 Architect programmer |If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of…
Januar 6, 2021 New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans |At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was „Where do you want to go today?“ These are some alternative and probably…
Januar 6, 2021 The Ten Commandments for C Programmers |1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft exceed thine. 2. Thou shalt…
Januar 6, 2021 Programming language acronyms |ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic CodersBASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical CodeBASIC: Beginner’s Algorithms for Seemingly…